Every movie is the same
as when I leave my house
for an adult responsibility
and I end up in a hotel room mainlining heroin
Back to the Future is especially like that

Hey let’s stop some Libyan terrorists Marty
Oh fuck he’s shooting heroin and Doc is dead
Or, Hey let’s go to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance
Oops shooting heroin in a high school bathroom and your mom is dead
Or, Hey Marty hop in the Delorean and let’s go back to the future
Oh shit you’re shooting heroin nevermind