PONYTAIL

As a man
Is it possible
To don a ponytail
In an appropriate way
I would say no
It is not
To which you would reply
What is appropriate
To which I would reply
Concerning male ponytails nothing is appropriate
To which you would reply
What about soccer players
To which I would reply
I’m talking about normal people, in public situations
To which you would reply
You didn’t say that
To which I would reply
Touché

I’m fairly certain that you have a ponytail fetish
And will not be invited to my wedding
To which my inner monologue replies
You will never get married, no one can love you because you don’t love yourself
To which I reply
But I love ponytail jokes

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