THE PETRINE ERA

when you enter my room it’s a sacred space
there is a single candle and a light from the record player
it illuminates the things that I like on the wall
this is where the magic happens
magic is what I refer to as my private special time
my private special time that you can’t be a part of unless you play your cards right, and by cards I mean Uno
because Uno is special
Uno is a game that is played in rehab
it is also taught in elementary schools to prepare future children for rehab
it is a game that teaches you to shit on your friends
which is ok
but don’t let that vibe into my sacred space
Uno is a game that is played outside of my room
it is for classrooms and detox facilities run by doctors and teachers
now when I speak of private special time I am referring to metaphysical investigation
and this investigation happens after masturbation
masturbation is like the Petrine Era
then brief enlightenment
followed by the Romantic Era
which is like all special times combined
and it is sacred
and if you drew 4 earlier
you can be a part of that too