If all the damage done to a shithead street dog is limited to a faulty big gulp grandstand then what we have is a sugary sandal tossing fiesta with two pronged plastic forks and salsa soaked paper plate flops with shit endings

Prepare for the hairy end
My friend
Prepare for the Harry and the hendersandals

I like public eating events, just kidding I hate them
Eating is for private
Watching is for public

So the largest chicken barbecue in the world flew in 18 evangelical chickenheads to sprinkle holy water onto starchy viet vet baseball caps brought out to garner standard hatred and good looks
Sir your mustache makes that thigh look all the more juicy
Let me smell your grey whiskers